Y'all remember when Michael Cohen
said the FBI was nice to him?
said the FBI was nice to him?
Michael Cohen (Mikey Boy) doesn’t want any trouble with the F-B-I. That’s why he came out and told everybody that the FBI was nice to him when they came to take evidence out of his hotel room, house, and law offices.
“They were, courteous, respectful, and polite,” is what ol’ Mikey Boy told Don Lemon.
Now, I don’t fault Mikey Boy for being such a good boy. It’s the FBI! The less you say, the better off you are.
And Mikey Boy knows this! Hell, he’s already stuck his foot so far down his throat that he’s now kicking his own ass.
The $130,000 loan Cohen took out on his house in order to hush porn star Stormy Daniels’ mouth isn’t looking so good for him because it came just 11 days shy from when Donald Trump ended up becoming the president-elect.
Yeah, those campaign finance laws and bank fraud are all being looked at. Seeing all of this has Cohen, who had trouble getting his $130,000 payment back from Donald John, thinking differently about what he did and how he did it.
Cohen told Lemon, “I would have done all of that differently.” I know he would have. Folks, let’s just be real here.
Whenever the FBI shows up at your house with boxes and takes your stuff out, you’re going to jail! They’ve already made their case against you.
They’re just waiting for the right time to strike. Unbeknownst to Mikey Boy, he provided the right time when he allegedly tried to get Stormy Daniels former lawyer Keith Davidson to appear on CNN telling everybody that Cohen is as right as rain.
However, that didn’t work out because Daniels’ former lawyer got on the TV and started telling the truth.
Davidson told everybody that Cohen told him to go on TV and “spill his guts” about ol’ girl Stormy there. And it all makes sense. Cohen knew then his ass was on the fire. That’s why he allegedly tried to get ol’ girl’s lawyer to clear him. But there was no clearing to be done because the FBI’s investigation into his alleged wrong doing had been going on for some time now.
Now, there are those of you who ask, “How you know this?” That’s the FBI. They investigate you for about a year to three years and then they knock on your door, “Surprise muthafucka!” That’s them.
It’s been way past a year since the 2016 presidential election and Cohen’s transferring of funds to ol’ girl under that spring up account he created just to transfer the funds to ol’ girl.
Basically, it’s been just enough time for the FBI to investigate Cohen’s hide. So yeah, Cohen will be standing before a federal magistrate judge and he will be officially charged with a crime related to the transfer of money to ol’ girl Stormy Daniels.
Unlike Paul Manafort, Cohen is going to play “Let’s make a deal.” He’s a lawyer. He knows how the system works.
But most importantly, Cohen is young enough and has enough soft features for him to be Big Rob’s significant other.
That’s right. Cohen doesn’t want to go where Big Rob is. Therefore, Cohen is going to do the right thing and play “Let’s make a deal” with Robert Mueller and his team. Oh well, sucks for ol’ Donald John there!
“They were, courteous, respectful, and polite,” is what ol’ Mikey Boy told Don Lemon.
Now, I don’t fault Mikey Boy for being such a good boy. It’s the FBI! The less you say, the better off you are.
And Mikey Boy knows this! Hell, he’s already stuck his foot so far down his throat that he’s now kicking his own ass.
The $130,000 loan Cohen took out on his house in order to hush porn star Stormy Daniels’ mouth isn’t looking so good for him because it came just 11 days shy from when Donald Trump ended up becoming the president-elect.
Yeah, those campaign finance laws and bank fraud are all being looked at. Seeing all of this has Cohen, who had trouble getting his $130,000 payment back from Donald John, thinking differently about what he did and how he did it.
Cohen told Lemon, “I would have done all of that differently.” I know he would have. Folks, let’s just be real here.
Whenever the FBI shows up at your house with boxes and takes your stuff out, you’re going to jail! They’ve already made their case against you.
They’re just waiting for the right time to strike. Unbeknownst to Mikey Boy, he provided the right time when he allegedly tried to get Stormy Daniels former lawyer Keith Davidson to appear on CNN telling everybody that Cohen is as right as rain.
However, that didn’t work out because Daniels’ former lawyer got on the TV and started telling the truth.
Davidson told everybody that Cohen told him to go on TV and “spill his guts” about ol’ girl Stormy there. And it all makes sense. Cohen knew then his ass was on the fire. That’s why he allegedly tried to get ol’ girl’s lawyer to clear him. But there was no clearing to be done because the FBI’s investigation into his alleged wrong doing had been going on for some time now.
Now, there are those of you who ask, “How you know this?” That’s the FBI. They investigate you for about a year to three years and then they knock on your door, “Surprise muthafucka!” That’s them.
It’s been way past a year since the 2016 presidential election and Cohen’s transferring of funds to ol’ girl under that spring up account he created just to transfer the funds to ol’ girl.
Basically, it’s been just enough time for the FBI to investigate Cohen’s hide. So yeah, Cohen will be standing before a federal magistrate judge and he will be officially charged with a crime related to the transfer of money to ol’ girl Stormy Daniels.
Unlike Paul Manafort, Cohen is going to play “Let’s make a deal.” He’s a lawyer. He knows how the system works.
But most importantly, Cohen is young enough and has enough soft features for him to be Big Rob’s significant other.
That’s right. Cohen doesn’t want to go where Big Rob is. Therefore, Cohen is going to do the right thing and play “Let’s make a deal” with Robert Mueller and his team. Oh well, sucks for ol’ Donald John there!
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